There are so many scams on the Internet now. Send me $19.95 and I will tell you how to avoid them.
I think instead of “LOL”….Im gonna go with “SALTS” (Smiled a little then stopped).
Its more truthful!!
The new film Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter looks quite good. But I think I’ll wait for the sequel, Bill Clinton: Lady Killer.
When you see me standing alone in the corner at the club, it doesn’t mean I can’t dance. It’s hard to dance while concealing a pistol in my pants.
This hot woman just asked me if I prefer legs or breast. I told her that I’m more into those with a tight ass. Apparently this is not an acceptible answer at KFC!
Maybe you should eat makeup so you can be pretty on the inside.
Being able to dislike Somones Comment is AWESOME!
*** Every brother doesn’t like his sister to chat with a guy at late night…But
Every brother wants to talk to someone’s Sister at night…!!! ***
Every girl deserves ONE GUY who looks at her every day like it’s the first time he saw her. And Im that ONE GUY 🙂
Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart
If you love something, let it go. If it comes back, it was meant to be. If it does not, hunt it down & kill it.
Don’t say: “Why, God?” when He takes something from your life, if you never say: “Thank God” when He gives everything in your life.
Lazy rule. As soon as I get under the blanket covers, all of today’s responsibilities, become tomorrow’s problem.
Seeing the first question on a test and thinking, “Yup…I’m screwed.”
Click Like if you’ve been there
I’d never judge a person based on their race, religion, age, or sexual preference, but I will verbally rip a bitch to pieces for wearing ugly shoes. – Women
i just found what was number one in the charts when i was born! how cool !
This is not Facebook, I’ll tell you what book! Slutbook? They need to call this F*ckbook. Picture lookin good, but in person. . . . Yuckbook. Hellbook, Tellbook, bitches can’t Spellbook. Hate behind your back, but in person wish you Wellbook. Glitchbook, Snitchbook, fake family Listbook. Posting on her page, this is trying to steal your Bitchbook. Rudebook, Feudbook, tell your every Movebook. Don’t even need a t.v. this shit is Newsbook.
Did you know? Its impossible to say “Good Eye Might” without sounding Australian? LIKE if you tried.